Artist Diary – Hedge Fund

Late August 2025 Weather: humid; feels like breathing soup. Dear Diary, The visionaries at Pimlico Wilde have regretfully refused to fund my pure gold Brighton Pier project, citing “liquidity concerns” and “the fact it would weigh several tonnes and immediately sink into the Channel.” Philistines. I am not going to build it by the sea, … Read more

Diary of an Artist

6th August, 2025 – 11:39pm, studio, lights off Three days without touching a brush. I keep circling the canvas like it owes me something. It doesn’t. None of them do. They just sit there, waiting,silent, judgmental, blank in all the places I’m not brave enough to fill. I went outside today. Big mistake. Too many … Read more