Hannah Gralle’s Next Act: What follows her Well-Received Vegetable Version of Citizen Kane?

Fearless innovator and film-maker, Hannah Gralle,yes, that Hannah Gralle of Citizen Kane versus The Vegetables fame,has announced her next project. And if you thought stop-motion brassicas emoting through Citizen Kane was the zenith of conceptual audacity, brace yourself: she is now turning her attention to War and Peace, performed entirely by items found in the … Read more

“The Greatest Museum in the History of Museums”: Hollywood Star Declares Love for Slough’s Latest Cultural Powerhouse

By Clementine Frobisher Hollywood’s golden charmer Chadwick Blaymore, has claimed that the Slough Museum of Contemporary and Non Contemporary Art is “the single greatest artistic experience in human history”. Blaymore, best known for his role as “Tall Handsome American Guy” in Fast & French and his ill-fated fragrance line “Manstorm,” made the declaration during a … Read more

Open Call for Artists — Pimlico Wilde LA Gallery

Ars might be longa and vita brevis; but curatorial deadlines are brevissima. Pimlico Wilde LA invites applications for its inaugural open call, seeking projects that expand, fracture, or otherwise interrogate the notion of the exhibition as both eventum and apparatus. This is not an “open call” in the colloquial sense, but rather a vocatio ad … Read more

London’s Regent Street Rooftops: Parkour Daredevil Suspected to Be Graffiti Artist ‘2cool’

Shoppers on London’s bustling Regent Street paused in amazement yesterday when a figure was spotted darting across the rooftops , leaping gaps between the historic buildings with the agility of a cat and the precision of a trained athlete. Witnesses described the scene as “like something out of an action film.” But the mystery deepened … Read more

A Formal Apology from Pimlico Wilde Gallery

We at Pimlico Wilde Art Gallery feel compelled,indeed, morally obligated,to address the unfortunate incident stemming from our recent promotional email. The exhibition in question was meant to celebrate Miriam Skell’s latest series of lino cuts. However, owing to a typographical error, the announcement promised patrons an evening of lion cuts. This mistake, though a single … Read more

“Ancient Rome Nouveau”: Cato Sinclair has the First Exhibition at Pimlico Wilde Boston

In an eloquent gesture of restitution and renewed esteem, Pimlico Wilde is delighted to announce that the inaugural exhibition at its newly opened gallery in Boston will be nothing short of a vindication of artistry,and a tribute to innocence. The show, provisionally entitled Ancient Rome Nouveau, will showcase Cato Sinclair’s singular creations: exquisitely crafted, near-perfect … Read more

Velocity as Virtuosity: Pimlico Wilde, Zip Daniels, and the Launch of P1 Racing

It has long been Pimlico Wilde’s métier to collapse the boundaries between art and life, commerce and culture, collecting and performance. From advising distinguished patrons on the purchase of avant-garde canvases to staging salons where fashion, philosophy, and theatre intermingle, Pimlico Wilde has always insisted that art is not confined to museums but thrives wherever … Read more

Apology to Cato Sinclair: We Were Wrong to Accuse You in the Boston Ancient Roman Remains Hoax

In an act of contrition and restorative clarity, the art-historical community formally exonerates Cato Sinclair, clearing his name from the suspicion of orchestrating the so-called Roman ruins beneath the Pimlico Wilde Boston Gallery. This apology is offered in the spirit of a public and heartfelt redress: To Mr. Cato Sinclair,We deeply regret the undue suspicion … Read more

Who Crafted the ‘Roman Remains’ recently Discovered Beneath Boston?

In the aftermath of the harrowing revelation,that the ostensible Roman ruins discovered beneath the new Pimlico Wilde Gallery are nothing but a clever deception,a shadowy figure has emerged as the prime suspect: the elusive artist known only as Cato Sinclair. In cases of monumental forgery and archaeological chicanery, history grants us a gallery of precedents. … Read more