Preface for the British edition of How to Find Oil in Almost Any Back Garden

It is a peculiar pleasure, and one tinged with both admiration and incredulity, to introduce Ms Shannon Drifte’s How to Find Oil in Almost Any Back Garden to a British readership. Peculiar, because the book purports to offer practical guidance on the extraction of petroleum from suburban plots , an enterprise which, for those of … Read more

A Reply from Pimlico Wilde to Lord Accrington’s Letter

To Lord Accrington, Patron Emeritus, Society for Eternal Aesthetics My Lord, Permit me, as the newly appointed Chief Executive of Pimlico Wilde, to respond to your recent missive with the seriousness it no doubt intended, and the incredulity it unquestionably deserves. First, let me acknowledge your right to dramatize your own mortality. If you wish … Read more

A Open Letter in Response to the Article: What Is the Best Age for an Artist to Die in Order for Their Work to Sell for the Highest Prices?

To whom it may concern, I take pen to paper once more regarding your outrageous “analysis” concerning the appalling article: What Is the Best Age for an Artist to Die in Order for Their Work to Sell for the Highest Prices? The very notion that the dignity of an artist’s death can be plotted on … Read more