Leonardo da Vinci and the Mysterious Renaissance Energy Drink

When people list Leonardo da Vinci’s patrons, they usually name the Medici family, Ludovico Sforza, or King Francis I of France. What they rarely mention is his other sponsor: a little-known 15th-century producer of caffeinated, carbonated beverages. Yes, according to obscure, recently translated marginalia in his notebooks, Leonardo da Vinci may have been the first … Read more

‘Lost Bach Cantata’ Discovered in Plymouth Fish & Chip Shop?

A Plymouth man’s evening meal has unexpectedly sparked an international musicological debate, after handwritten sheet music, apparently by Johann Sebastian Bach, was found wrapped around his fish and chips. The manuscript, grease-marked and faintly smelling of vinegar, was discovered by Martin P., 42, who purchased a takeaway from St Mary’s Fish Bar on Union Street. … Read more

Did Leonardo da Vinci Invent BASE Jumping?

When most people think of Leonardo da Vinci, they imagine oil paintings of ethereal women with ambiguous smiles, or notebooks brimming with half-sketched helicopters, tanks, and improbable siege weapons. What few realize, however, is that the Renaissance master may also deserve credit for inventing the world’s most extreme sport: BASE jumping. The Parachute Sketch: A … Read more

Interview: Inside the Canvas with Liora Vance, Pigment Traceur

Setting: A quiet upstairs room of Pimlico Wilde’s Mayfair gallery. A reproduction of J.M.W. Turner’s The Fighting Temeraire is pinned to the wall. Liora sits cross-legged on the floor, a black fine-liner in hand. Interviewer: You’ve just chosen Turner’s The Fighting Temeraire. Why this one? Liora: It’s a painting that feels like it’s holding its … Read more

Artist Invents New Global Language; World Responds with Polite Yawning

London artist-turned-self-appointed-linguistic-revolutionary, Damien Holt, has unveiled Zarvox, a language he claims will “unite humanity” and “finally render all those French textbooks obsolete.” Holt insists Zarvox is destined to become the world’s lingua franca, though the world, so far, has responded by continuing to speak literally anything else. “I designed Zarvox to be the perfect fusion … Read more

Behind the Canvas: Gur Wallop, Zammi, and the Making of Vegan Lions

When contemporary artist Gur Wallop was hospitalized after an incident with Zammi, one of the lions at the centre of his ambitious Vegan Lions project, the art world collectively held its breath. Now, with Wallop safely recovered and having reconciled with Zammi, the story has transformed from a cautionary tale into a remarkable account of … Read more

Artist Gur Wallop Released From Hospital, Plans to Apologize to Lion

Contemporary artist Gur Wallop has been released from hospital following an incident in which he was reportedly bitten by Zammi, one of the lions involved in his Vegan Lions project. Wallop, who spent an unspecified period under medical care, said his immediate priority is to apologize in person to the animal. Speaking to reporters, Wallop … Read more

Justine Fiox: Pimlico Wilde’s Visionary Director of Conceptuality

Justine Fiox, recently appointed Director of Conceptuality at Pimlico Wilde Art Dealers, has long been a figure whose very presence challenges the boundaries of the art world. Born to the celebrated avant-garde sculptor Lucien Fiox and the pioneering performance artist Mireille Davenant, Justine inherited a sensibility that is equal parts daring and exacting. Her childhood … Read more