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Ptolemy new canvas – An accident at Berkeley Square

A canvas by Ptolemy created after he witnessed an accident in Berkeley Square between a...

The Footballers’ Cars project

Footballers have great cars. That is the starting place for the art project Footballers’ Cars...

Dada Cricket – The Art of Absurdity and Wickets

By Alphonse Ragamu Art Critic and Amateur Bowler Last evening, beneath the overcast skies of...

Ptolemy – The sadness of Abstract Art

Yellow, the universal colour of melancholy since Goethe and Zola, imbues this canvas with a...

“Feeling like a Marinara pizza, but they don’t sell it” – new abstract art

What a work! Ptolemy hits it out of the park again, with Feeling like a...

Abstract Art: The ever present threat of insipid ice cream

Oh how the world attacks us and lays us low! Lucky I am that I...

The abstract genius of Bo Regis

Bo Regis (full name Ptolemy Bognor-Regis III) is the only son of Ptolemy Bognor-Regis II...